Monday, August 17, 2009

Attention Nashville Motorists

This sign does NOT mean "Left lane ends."

This sign does NOT mean "Stay in the right lane as long as possible."

When you see this on the road surface, it should be self-explanatory. Again, it does NOT mean "Stay in the lane with the arrow in it."

This handle on the left of all steering columns is NOT a decorative device. Its operation requires very little effort -- typically less than 10g of pressure! Consult your user manual to discover its function.
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2 comments:

  1. I just spit out my beer, This is great!!!

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  2. Consult your user manual to discover its function..

    "Dood! WTF? I'd have to stop texting!"

    (Excellent advice, BTW, JP. We should make the state Dep't. of Safety link to this.)

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