Corksoaker

The shittiest part about not being a MegaMillions winner is having to live somewhere where you can't park your scooter out of the way of the yutzes. They routinely back into it, and never say shit about it. Apparently, someone with a trailer on the back of their vehicle backed into the spot next to where the scooter was, and upon pulling forward, snagged the rear mudguard, and snapped off the tabs that held it onto the two rear body panels. Of course the tabs are on the two rear body panels, and not the mudguard, which before shipping are like $61/each. It's enough to make you hate humanity.
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