Slopped At Stones

 I mean, uh, "Stopped at Sloan's," Murfreesboro.

They had this, and aside from the maroon stuff, PURTY KEWL. Piaggio BV350. Just over $6K, but... of course. Piaggio.

Of course, no one was around to help me or the other two young men shopping, so I tried to sell them a Kymco Agility.  ;)

The Kymco People GT300i?  Not impressive-looking in person. Disappointing, actually. Chintzy-looking.
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