Not Feeling The Truthiness

So, when the female neighbor person got home tonight, I hollered down to her from the balcony, asking if she had seen anyone hit the scooter. She said she'd been at work all day, but she would ask her male neighbor person who lives in her home if he saw anything. She came over and knew just where to look, though (I missed it the first time I did a once-around).


The male neighbor person came over two hours later, and the first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't hit your scooter."
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