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Showing posts with label meta. Show all posts

Saturday, July 21, 2012

FundPCX

I have a bit of a dilemma.

As many of you know, it took me a long time to find this awesome job that I started in March, 2012. Now, because of the crushing boot of the state, I find myself without a vehicle. Fortunately, I've had use of a borrowed spare car for the last month, but that can't realistically continue much longer.

With the attendant horrible credit score and no money saved up, one option would be to buy a car at a  buy-here-bend-over-here lot, paying too much for the car, paying way too much interest, and then having to carry insurance that I can't possibly afford on said car. Then of course there's the fuel economy issue, where I would be paying at least double to fuel a car every week compared to what I've spent on Bad Penny's gas (a beater car that gets 35MPG is probably hoping for quite a lot).

So, I would like to propose to my readers this: An investment fund that will yield 15% compounded interest annually which will finance a new Honda PCX scooter. The 2013 PCX150 that Sloan's has in stock can be had for just under $4200, gets over 100MPG, and it's a Honda -- the most reliable machines on the planet. Sloan's also has a 2011 (new, in-crate) PCX125, like the one pictured above, that they are willing to deal on, but I couldn't lock down a price over the phone on it, this morning but $3923 doesn't sound like that great a deal.

If, say, the PCX150 were $4200, and "shares" were made available to you, my friends @ $100 each, each share would pay out $152.09 in August, 2015. I know it's a high-risk proposition, but I would rather pay my friends this money than some sleazy car lot, and I think 15% is a fair return (and less than I would be paying the sleazy car lot for a questionable, overpriced beater of a car).

Anyway, I'm not sure how to get the ball rolling on this, or if enough people would even entertain the idea... I have relied on your kindness far too much over the years. That's why I would definitely only want to do this as a loan/investment deal, if there's enough faith left in me out there to make this happen, that is.

I would welcome all ideas, concerns, criticisms and commentary in the comments, here, if you would be so kind. Thanks.

UPDATE: At the catblog, where I originally posted this to spitball with my pals, some commenters suggested more shares at a lower price. That makes sense to me. And with an annual payout, too, so the risk gets further diluted. So, if this idea moves forward, I think I'd look at 168 shares for sale at $25/ea., with an annual payout per share of $12.67. That's a 152% return over three years. Two years, break-even; third year... profit!  :)

If interested, please contact me @ jprestonian@gmail.com, and state how many shares at $25 each you'd be willing to buy on the above terms.
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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Shorter Days

Longer shadows, colder winds.

Are you riding, still?
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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Armor, Er... Otter

Looks like protection that might withstand the courier business. I haven't thrown it at a wall, or dropped it off Birdsong Hollow Bridge... yet.
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Friday, April 1, 2011

Spring Freshening

I did some minor facelifting and tweaks at the ESS site, so I thought I'd poke around a bit here, too. I first posted the photo over two years ago, but to refresh everyone's memories, it was taken on 7/20/1969, at Camden Park, in Huntington, WV. That's me in the middle, btw.

As for the astronaut thang... Google the date.

Oh, and be sure to visit JohnnyScoots, a new Tumblr by the newly-repatrioted-to-Tennessee-by-way-of-California guy, Prentice (also in the blogroll to your right).
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Monday, February 14, 2011

Interesting Customers

Photo used under Creative Commons (photo by Rickydavid).

The walkers. They tend to fall into three camps:

• Folks who live nearby, and are having their scooters serviced;
• People who one can easily suspect do not have a driver's license (and usually their first question is some derivation of "Do I have to have a license to ride one of these?");
• The interesting customer.

Some of that third group are just trying to bum a cigarette, some money or even some work. Some of them are just walking around town, and killing some time -- they're like the Patels, from Glengarry, Glen Ross: They just like talking to sales people. I can see that. Some people probably rarely exchange even the slightest pleasantry with others. It's a pretty safe bet that a sales person (a professional one, anyway) is not going to berate, demean or be rude to you on purpose, I suppose.

The main thing is, you know with this third group within the first minute or so (and in most cases, with the second group, as well), there's not even a possibility of conducting any commerce with them -- definitely not now, nor likely in the future. But sales is a service industry, and I like to treat everyone with respect (as I also like to be treated), and I answer their questions, and try to be helpful, friendly. You never know who someone talks to, and it may lead to someone else's business down the road.

Then there are the ones you can't categorize, such as this gentleman.

Interesting Customer: Are you guys open?
Me: Absolutely! Come on in. What can I do for ya?
IC: Oh... [mumble-mumble]
Me: [pause] Well, take a look around. We're kind-of down to the winter stock levels, but we have new stuff arriving in the next month or so. If you have any questions, just let me know.

After a few minutes...

IC: [pointing at a customer's Genuine Stella, in for repair] How much you take for that?
Me: Well, sir, that one's in for repairs, so it's not for sale. I do have a new one right here [points at new one], and it goes out the door for [price]. That's tax, temp tags and everything.
IC: But how much for THIS one [again, pointing at customer's Stella].
Me: Sir, that one belongs to one of our customers. It's here for repairs.
IC: How much you want for it?
Me: It doesn't belong to us -- it's not for sale.
IC: I know! But... how much you want for it?

This goes on for a while, until I finally offer to take down the customer's phone number, and tell him I'll put the owner in touch with him if he should want to sell it. "Don't got no phone." Really? I am shocked.

IC: You got any of those Honda-style scooters?
Me: We don't carry Honda as a brand, but we have plenty of automatic, "twist-n-go" scooters, yes sir.
IC: [Looks around... comes back to the customer's Stella, in for repairs] Where's this one made? Mexico?
Me: No sir -- that model is made in India by a company known as LML.
IC: This is made by the red man?
Me: Um, no. This is made by a company in the nation of India. LML.
IC: How much you want for it?
Me: [Mentally smacks head against hard surface]
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Friday, February 4, 2011

In Kymco News...

... I was surprised to discover that Kymco is the world's 5th-largest manufacturer of powered two-wheeled vehicles, behind Honda, Kawasaki, Suzuki and Piaggio.

How about that? Bigger than Yamaha.

Then again, Yamaha makes everything.
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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Rep. Giffords

As most of you probably know by now, Arizona Democrat Gabrielle Giffords survived a horrific gunshot wound to the head on Saturday in Tucson at a public event. Many others, including a 9 year-old girl and a federal judge, were not even that fortunate, if you can call it that. I'm sure Rep. Giffords has a long, difficult recovery ahead.

What you may not know about Rep. Giffords is that she is co-chair of the Congressional Motorcycle Caucus (I didn't even know such a caucus existed!), and rides motorcycles and scooters, and she owns a 1963 Vespa GS with sidecar that she parks in her living room.

In the spirit of wishing her a speedy and full recovery, I'm going to send her the small scale model pictured above, with my best wishes. It's no GS, for sure, but hopefully she won't be offended.
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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Yes, I'm Riding!

... but I discovered tonight that my headlight was out. Thankfully, the high-beam still works.

How about you?

Oh, you can't answer -- my comments are all fucked up! I'll fix that in coming days.
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Monday, September 6, 2010

Big Week

Meet-up at Cafe Coco, Wednesday night at 7 p.m.

Mr. Toad's Oliver's Wild Ride, Sunday, 9/12, @ 10:30 a.m., Ugly Mugs, East Nashville.
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

THIS

... is no longer an issue, but I got pulled over today by a cop who wanted to warn me that I would get a ticket tomorrow if I didn't fix it, today. I showed him the paperwork I had with me, and my checkbook.
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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Administrivia

I've just asked another Nashville Kymco rider to co-author here at KymCojones. With any luck, she'll be along shortly to introduce herself and her recently-acquired scooter.
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