Meta-Blogging: Scooter Training Wheels

This is a phrase that's been bringing visitors to this blog for some time.

Please, please, PLEASE! If you came here querying this phrase, simply click this link, and live long, prosper.

Thanks!

UPDATE: No; I am serious. If such a thang existed, I would question your ability to pilot a scooter, as surely you must!  Leaning the bike is 85% of handling it, effectively and safely. I'm not talking about these freaks who buy special-pants-with-Kevlar-hockey-pucks-in-the-knees-leaning-over. Just everyday leaning, like a bike with a motor. Get in a class, now!
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